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We are a destination where there is. Dreams Nightmares Its a Sinister Stroll with The Night Walker Tonight All right Nothing better to warm up a cold winter Saturday night if you live in Florida, just pretend, OK than a weird, creepy black and white goodie from Svengoolie But with a title like The Night Walker, and the subject of dreams being such an integral part of the film, is it possible to come up with ANY jokes for tonights movie YOU BETCHA Lets start with WALKING JOKES Bacon and Eggs walked into a bar. The bartender said, Im sorry, but we dont serve breakfast. A grasshopper walks into a bar. The Divergent actress and the deejay went for a stroll in New York on Thursday. The bartender says, Hey We have a drink named after you Grasshopper says, You have a drink named MurrayA Zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, Make me one with everything. He pays with a twenty and gets nothing back. The New A Morning Stroll Movie ' title='The New A Morning Stroll Movie ' />He asks the vendor What about my change The vendor smiles and says Change comes from within. A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender says, What is this, some kind of jokeA piece of rope walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink. Bartender sighs, and points to the sign behind the bar WE DONT SERVE ROPES. Rope leaves the bar, goes off into an alley, contorts himself a bit as only a rope can do, and ruffles his hair a bit, before returning. Bartender sees the rope and says Hey Aint you the rope that was just in here a second ago The rope replies No. Im a frayed knot. A C, an E flat and a G walk into a bar. Bartender says Sorry, we dont serve minors here. A mushroom walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender growls, We dont serve your kind here The mushroom says, Why not Im a fun guy A giraffe walks into a bar and orders a beer. The New A Morning Stroll Movie ' title='The New A Morning Stroll Movie ' />The bartender says, Thatll be twelve dollars. You know, we dont get many giraffes in this bar. The giraffe says, With those prices, Im not surprised. Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender says, Olive Or twistA man goes to a bar with his Chihuahua. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says You cant bring that dog in here The guy, without missing a beat, says, This is my seeing eye dog. The bartender looks at the man, looks at the Chihuahua and says, Noooo, I dont think so. They do not use Chihuahuas as seeing eye dogs. The man pauses for a half second and replies WhatThey gave me a ChihuahuaHey, I didnt say WHERE the walking was going to be, OK Now, before we move on to DREAM JOKES, I must say in all honesty that I have studied dreams for years seriously and know theyre an important part of our lives. For example, last night I had a dream I was a muffler, and I woke up exhausted. I often dream of the day when my car will be able to drive me home after a long hard day of work. Thats about the time the driver next to me abruptly blows his horn telling me to wake up and get back into my own lane. Enough with the autobiography, already. Doctor, said the obviously disturbed young man to his psychiatrist, my biggest problem is that I always dream about baseball. Nothing but baseball. Dont you ever dream about girls the doctor asked. The young man said I dont dare. Im afraid Ill lose my turn at bat. And heres one just for Sven A man went to a psychiatrist for help. He told the doc Two weeks ago I had a dream that I was a teepee. Then, the next day, I dreamt I was a wigwam. In my next dream, I was a teepee again, and this has been happening the last two weeks Whats wrong with me, Doc. The psychiatrist answered Its simple. Youre just two tents. And we cant leave out this weeks GBTD Guy Behind The Door joke, as he pays tribute to the holiday season Once, Santa kept having the same weird dream every night, so he went to a psychiatrist. Doctor What is your dream about Santa Im being chased by a vampireDoctor So, what is the scenery like in this dream Santa Well, Doc, I m running in a hallway. Doctor Then what happens Santa Thats the weird thing. In every single dream, the same thing happens. I always come to this door, but I cant open it. I keep pushing the door and pushing the door, but it wont budgeDoctor Does the door have any letters on it Santa Yes it does. Doctor And what do these letter spell Santa PullTo wrap it up this week, a bit of useful advice for my fellow bloggers Always follow your dream. Unless its the one where youre naked at work during a fire drill. See you at the movies. Damascus, Trump Tax Cut, North Korea Your Morning Briefing. And the U. S. 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Hours in. series focuses on Tokyo, whose physical sprawl includes gorgeous neighborhoods, shopping districts buzzing with neon frenzy, superlative cuisine and purikura photo booths for Snapchatty group shots. Back Story. Photo. Credit. Universal Pictures, via Associated Press Today, The Fate of the Furious, the eighth installment of the action movie franchise starring Vin Diesel, opens in theaters across Japan. But if you happen to be there, youll be forgiven for not finding it on cinema schedules. Thats because, in Japan, the movie is called Wild Speed Ice Break. This is not the first time that films in the franchise have been promoted under different names in Japan or elsewhere. Movie titles are frequently changed to resonate better with local audiences. In Japan, the sixth movie in the franchise, which focused on Europe, was advertised as Wild Speed Euro Mission. The seventh, Wild Speed Sky Mission, included a scene featuring cars falling from a plane. If the latest films performance in China where it was called Speed and Passion is any guide, changing movie titles can help boost ticket sales. Of the 4. 32 million the movie made overseas on its opening weekend, 1. China. In Hong Kong, the movie was advertised as Wild Speed and in Taiwan as The Moment You Play with Death. In Europe, the title was far more literal Fast and Furious 8. Regardless of where you are, if you havent seen the film, heres our review. Monsters Inc. Streaming. Patrick Boehler contributed reporting. This briefing was prepared for the Australian morning. We also have briefings timed for the Asian, European and American mornings. You can sign up for these and other Times newsletters here. Your Morning Briefing is published weekday mornings and updated online. What would you like to see here Contact us at asiabriefingnytimes. Continue reading the main story.